this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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