is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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