why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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