i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
