like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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