he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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