Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Drunk is a universal language darling
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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