This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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