dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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