So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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