im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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