dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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