Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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