Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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