I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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