Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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