we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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