plz talk dirty to me
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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