I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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