Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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