He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
P.S. I can't hear my feet
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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