i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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