I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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