North Korea, Best Korea!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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