I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i think i have herpe
just one?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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