oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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