I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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