Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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