please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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