I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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