using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
