I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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