She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Green mimosas i think yes
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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