Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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