if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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