He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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