Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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