Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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