He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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