I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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