this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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