You're completely useless in the revolution.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
A bitchslap is in order.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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