Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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