In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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