She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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