Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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