u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
