1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Someone came in the potted fern
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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