if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Only a mothe r could love this liver
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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