I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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