I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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