using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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