we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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