RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
only you would photoshop your dick
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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